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i need happy
ARGH I woke up today thinking it was Sunday and being all excited. Then I realized that it's ONLY SATURDAY. And I don't have anything to do except sit on my butt and wait for my Triangles to get back. They're doing their weekend retreat. How cute! :)

comic relief
As most of you know, Bryce is one of my favorite sources of comedy, mostly because he usually doesn't make sense or if he does it takes a while to click. Anyway, I had to read this three times, laughing harder with each rendition: "I'm ... completely angry with my Circuit City printer extended warranty. If I still worked there I would take my printer into the store, complain to myself, argue with myself at the customer service station, then give into myself, and finally get a replacement printer. It may have looked insane, but I'm sure it would get the job done." You and your Circuit City craziness, I swear...

But, OH WAIT! This isn't as good as: "I bought my college books a few days ago. That is were all my money goes, into 130 dollar books. A solid gold book would cost less." Ahh, Bryceity, how right you are. People should just melt down all their golden belongings into book-shaped blocks and sell them to the government.

you're peeking inside the head of biancasimone @ 3:20 PM